“You look nothing like Dracula. The Prince of Darkness was much taller and could turn into a bat and suck people’s blood if he wanted.”
“Shut up. I AM DRACULA! And I’m now going to kill you!”

“And Dracula didn’t wear trainers and a coat tied around his neck”
“I’m warning you, don’t make me angry, or you’re dead meat, right!”
“And your teeth aren’t sharp enough. You need to sharpen your teeth if you’re going to kill me.”

“My teeth will get sharp when I turn into a bat, just before I kill you.”
“Can we go in now? Dr Who is starting soon”
“Dr Who is no match for Dracula!”
“OK, I’m going now. Are you coming or staying out here?”